Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Too Funny Tuesday

It's VBS week, and I am helping with 3rd grade.  Today I had the funniest conversation with 2 of the girls.  It went something like this. . .
After seeing numerous kids come up to me in the halls and say "Mom, . . ." one of the girls approached me. . .

GIRL: Mrs. Jan, how many kids do you have?
ME: Guess!
GIRL: 4
ME: Nope
GIRL: 5
ME: Nope
GIRL: 3
ME: Nope
GIRL: 1
 ME: Nope
GIRL: 2
ME: Nope
GIRL: I don't know! (quite exasperated!)
ME: I have 8 kids!
GIRL: (eyes quite large and in complete shock) You DO?
ME: Yes, I really do.

Girl returns to the line and shares this amazing info with several other 3rd grade girls.  Girl #2 comes up to me. . .

GIRL #2: Mrs. Jan, do you really have 8 kids?
ME: Yes, I do.
GIRL #2: (in absolute seriousness) Well, how many HUSBANDS do you have?
ME: (trying not to fall on the floor laughing) Oh, I just have 1 husband!