After seeing numerous kids come up to me in the halls and say "Mom, . . ." one of the girls approached me. . .
GIRL: Mrs. Jan, how many kids do you have?
ME: Guess!
GIRL: 4
ME: Nope
GIRL: 5
ME: Nope
GIRL: 3
ME: Nope
GIRL: 1
ME: Nope
GIRL: 2
ME: Nope
GIRL: I don't know! (quite exasperated!)
ME: I have 8 kids!
GIRL: (eyes quite large and in complete shock) You DO?
ME: Yes, I really do.
Girl returns to the line and shares this amazing info with several other 3rd grade girls. Girl #2 comes up to me. . .
GIRL #2: Mrs. Jan, do you really have 8 kids?
ME: Yes, I do.
GIRL #2: (in absolute seriousness) Well, how many HUSBANDS do you have?
ME: (trying not to fall on the floor laughing) Oh, I just have 1 husband!
